If you’re leaning towards a boat name that includes nautical puns – then you’ll appreciate my list of the following hilarious boat names based on boat puns.
~ written by Captain Ray Roberts
Best boat puns for funny boaters
Knotty Buoy
Sea-cret Hide-aweigh
Ship for brains
Buoys Of Summer
Sea-nick Route
Bering in Mind
Sea-Gar A-Fish-ionado
Fear Knot
Beached Buoys
Sea-Gar
Virtual Reel-ality
Whatshername
Kids Inheritance
The Codfather
Baby Got Bass
Miss Fortune
C:\Doo
Aloan at Last
Aquadesiac
A Fishy Nado
Bust Out Another Thousand
Fin and tonic
Artifishal
Angler Dangler
Knot on Call
Bye the Nauts
Buoyoncé
Seas the Day
She Got the House
Sometimes thing go wrong on the water, check out this boating fail video below…
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More of the best boat names based on nautical puns
Jamaica Me Crazy!
Dockter
Knot Pro Bono
ShipFace
Vitamin Sea
Without a Crew
Unsinkable II
In a Meeting
My Xanax
Other boat name categories…
We hope you enjoyed our list of boat names based on nautical puns…
These were the funniest names and the saltiest boat puns we’ve come across out on the water near our port in southern California. If you’re looking for more boating humor, then there’s a few other good spots on the internet highway. The Wooden Boat forum has a long thread going – where lots of folks enter in their favorite boat jokes. Here’s a link to that page on the forum.
This is an excerpt from one of my favorite lines from that forum.
A young skipper is contemplating his life at Sea. He looks over at his first mate and says, “You know, when its my time to go…I want to die peacefully in my sea bunk with a glass of bourbon, just like my grandfather – the great Sea Captain.”
The young skipper paused to reflect.
“I don’t want to die screaming in terror, like granpa’s passengers.”
Ok, well you can see I have dark taste in my humor…
Need a quick laugh? Here’s Captain Ray’s all-time, favorite sea-faring joke.
Incidentally, if you know of any more hilarious boat names that aren’t on our list, please don’t hesitate to message us.
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