Did you benefit from the last financial crisis?
Have you ever been called a bankster-gangster ?
Are you purchasing your boat from a slush fund ?
If the answer to any of these questions is “yes”, then you may want to consider one of these yacht names for your next pleasure craft.
written by Captain Ray Roberts
Clever yacht name list
Tax Sea-vation
Daily Rate
Petty Cash
Fishy Business
Knot Paid IV
Blown Assets
In Solvant Sea
Miss Demeanor
Miss Conduct
Frozen Assets
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Sea-Right-Off
Bill Collector
Miss Appropriation
A-Salt Weapon
Crime Pays
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More yacht names for lawyers and gangsters
Moby Debt
Sails Call
Son’s Tuition
Debt-icated
A crewed Interest
Bail Me Out
Greengo
Liquidity
Meal Ticket
Direct Deposit
Current-Sea
Drug Money
Capital Gains
Reel Dividends
Karmic Debt
Got debt?
Bail out
Easy Winnings
Stimulus Package
Immunity
Bankrupt-Sea
Principal Interest
Quick Sale
Jail Break
Negative Equity
Stocks and Blondes
Bankers Hours
Branch Office
In D Red
Arbitrage
SDock Options
Sons College Fund
Sea-Note
Deeper Debt
Carpetbagger
College Fund
Bill Collector
Bull Market
Budget Surplus
BONU$$
Billfold
Boatrupt
Before Taxes
Attorney-Client Privilege
A-Sail-ant
The Loan Ranger
Liquid Asset
Joint Venture
Mea Culpa
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Hope you got a laugh out of our list of yacht names for shady boaters. If you have some lawyer friends, please recommend this page to them, we realize this list is perfect for lawyer boat names. And yes, we also realize that not all yacht captains are white collar criminals, just most of them…
Speaking of money related boat names…
If you want to make sure you’re keeping up with the Jones’s, here’s a list of the largest yachts as of 2016. These vessels have more seaboard than any skipper could possibly want. I imagine that once you’re over 500 feet in length, its not really about the salty, skipper lifestyle anymore. I don’t know what its about come to think of it, but I just can’t imagine Jimmy Buffet blasting out of these speakers.