For some skippers, a boat is an extension of their own sex drive.
These mariners can be seen returning from the high seas with a wild look in their eyes. They’re coming in hot and looking for any port in the storm.
If you’re into sexy, rude or inappropriate names, then these dirty boat names are for you.
Dirty Boat Names List
Sloop Doggy Dog
The Court Ship
Tuna Wagon
Tail Chaser
Fish-n-chicks
Miss Behavin
The C-word
Dirty Little Oars
Marlin Monroe
Fuelin Around
G Spot
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Sea-Duce
Summer Hummer
Wet Spot
Bone Doctor
Dream-Catch-her
Hot Ruddered Bums
Sexy names for boats
Nauti Nurses
Bikini Inspector
Nauti-By-Nature
Reel Booty
Still Jerkin
Reely Nauti
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More from our sexy boat names list
Shameless Hooker
Tuna Helper
Golden Rod
Happy Hooker
Play Buoy
Full of Sea-men
The Salty Swallow
Sea-Ductress
Chicksdigit
Dripping Wet
The Filthy Oar
Let’s get Nauti-cal
The Other Women
Knotty Natalia
The Court Ship
Miss Behaving
The Pleasure Craft
A little Nauti
IV Play
Morning Wood
Teak for Two
Worm dangler
‘Fillet Show’ – try saying it out loud.
Other boat name categories…
Hope you got a good laugh from our offensive boat names page!
Need some more boating/fishing humor, this page here is pretty good.
If you’re looking for a list of dirty names that aren’t necessarily for boats, you’ll like this page. And, if you know any other good sexy boat names, don’t hesitate to reach out. We’ll add them to our rude boat names list.