Sailors are often found moving slowly across the water while adjusting lines and trimming sails. This slow activity allows plenty of time to think up funny sailboat names.

If you consider yourself a sailor with a keen sense of humor, I think you’ll enjoy our list of names for sailboats.

~ written by Captain Ray Roberts

List of funny sailboat names

Yada Yachta

 

Sea-Sikh

 

Serendipity

 

Verboatem

 

Ship happens

 

Much Ado Aboat Nothing

 

Sea-King

 

Finnegan’s Wake

 

Comedy of Airs

 

All For Knot

 

AlgoRhythms

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More names for sailboats

 

CARPe Diem

 

L’attitude

 

Claire-Buoyant

 

Can’t take it with ya

 

Why Naut?

 

Irattional exuburance

 

Dot Calm

 

Sea-Dation

 

Weather Oar Knot

 

Mast-Confusion

 

SeaClusion

 

Tomato Sloop

 

Without a Clew

 

Y Worry

 

Hope you enjoyed our list of funny sailboat names.

Sailing has been a lifestyle and a sport for me. I hardly know the person I was before I purchased my Newport 30. Some of my greatest heroes are single handed sailors. Chichester, Moitessier, Slocum – these guys are legends of the seven seas. If you have never heard of Joshua Slocum, then you can read about his life here. He wrote a great book called, ‘Sailing alone around the world.’ It should be in the main cabin of every sailboat. It’s an inspiration.

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